Funny inspirational quotes

Funny inspirational quotes to lift you into the laughter zone. Humorous quotations that put the fun in inspiration.Let’s have some fun! Believing in our future doesn’t have to be scary and change doesn’t have to be painful. I received a request to post some funny inspirational quotes , so I went for it.

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Funny inspirational quotes

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.

Here is how you know if your mission on Earth is finished: If you’re alive. it isn’t.

Inspirational quotes 

When you pray be careful of how you respond to what you get. I read somewhere that if you pray for rain. . . don’t complain about the mud!” Hyacinth Mottley, Words of Wisdom – Words of Faith

I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book.

Inspirational life quotes 

It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by then I was too famous.

Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia

Anyone who takes himself too seriously always runs the risk of looking ridiculous; anyone who can consistently laugh at himself does not.

I never did give them hell. I just told the truth, and they thought it was hell.

Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.

Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.

Funny inspirational quotes 

I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.

There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded

Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from history.

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